Ultimate Browns tailgating guide

Water cooler drinking cup

You know the rules. If you're drinking a tasty adult bev, you've gotta put it in a cup. So why not a cup with a little Browns flair? This  plastic water cooler look-a-like will serve that purpose (even if the tap on the bottom isn't operational). When you're done, fill it with Gatorade and tiny ice cubes, enthusiastically pour it on the closest guy that resembles Coach Crennel and run like hell!

Price: $9.95. Buy it here.